I see through your monster coating to the gentle loner inside. I bet you have a wounded raccoon friend… that you tenderly nurse In the end, they shoot you, but you teach us about things. Oh. Just a flying saucer. Excuse me? You can’t park here. The parking area is over there. Stop abducting me. Why does your vanity plate say Probe 1 ? There’s nothing so refreshing… as the clean, crisp taste of this bold Canadian beer. Well, see you in an hour. I got to go do some business behind that tree.
Dumbest Pet in Show! And the grand prize winnerThe Hypno-Toad! All glory to the Hypno-Toad! Ah, maybe they’re right. Maybe Nibbler is dumb. Don’t listen to them. People said I was dumb, but I proved them. Good news. We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 1 2. But it’s been completely destroyed. Why is that good news? They paid in advance. This is mighty strange. First, Space Rome collapsed. Then, Don Martin 3 went caflooie. And now Tweenis 1 2. This planet is next.
People of O’Cyris Four! Welcome a man who started as a slave, but worked up to lord of all creation! Our new Pharaoh, Bender! Citizens of me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past! Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land! Hear the word of Pharaoh! Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion! One billion cubits in height… that I might be remembered for all eternity! And be quick about it. Lowly slave! Why are you not working? I meant, Yourself to death?Pharaoh, it hurts when I breathe.
Can I be a Globetrotter? Shut up, turkey. Bubblegum, look. The background time radiation is fluctuating wildly. That sucker’s shaking like fine booty. I’m no physicist, but I think I know how to stop the skipping. We’ll just. I don’t know how this was supposed to work. I hope you find out what’s wrong before we skip my birthd. Happy birthday, Amy. Hooray, look at all these presents. I hope we all have as much fun tomorrow at my birth. What? I’ve set up a time-proof shelter in the closet.
Our dads are never impressed, no matter what we do. Maybe we should start a fire. If we really want to impress them, we’ll have to crush them with strategy. Dwight Lightning. Very well. But I get to name the next strategy. This week on The Real World The SunI’m burning to death! You know how much an apartment that big would cost on the sun? People! As you know, our young sons have become great successes… in the very same field as us. Oh, that’s great! Naturally, we’re humiliated.
Your Honor, I’m a simple hyper-chicken from a backwoods asteroid… but if it please the court, I’ll call the entire jury. Members of the jury… did you all happen to gander… at who blew up that there DOOP headquarters? That’s the guy there. Are you gonna vote to convict him? You better believe it. The jury will disregard its testimony. Your Honor, the prosecution rests. The evidence against Brannigan is strong. But, in light of his service, and this incompetent prosecutor.
Why don’t you try protesting, like those native Martians. Always whining that people don’t treat their ancestors’ bones with respect. Protesting never works. You’re right. I’ll give it a shot! What do you want? Fry’s dog! When do you want it? Fry’s dog! I will now perform my people’s native dance. It says here that this part. implores the gods to grant a favor, usually a Trans Am. Thattaboy, Seymour. Right here waiting for me as always. Just like that huge mushroom in my shower.
Down in front! Glagnar’s Human Rinds presentsThis Week in the Universe. This is real futuristic. Don’t talk during the movie. NeW NeW York mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer… opens a neW tube line to alleviate rush-hour traffic. Dateline, Paramecium HomeWorld. Miss Universe Gladys Lennox… entertains troops fighting to Wipe out the human race. Go get’em, boys! In Ultimate Robot Fighting, The Masked Unit Wins against… Gorgeous Gonks by technical melting. Go, Masked Unit! Mind taking your head off? I need it to watch the movie.
You’re a guy who eats at Fishy Joe’s? Hell, no! I am Fishy Joe! I’ve got a fast-food franchise on every planet. I wanted to write you about the in-store kiddie parks. The slides won’t support a robot. Not interested. But these are great! $1 a dozen. You’ll never make money… and I’ll sell them for $2 a dozen. I’ll even pay you $1 a dozen. I’ll be rich! You too, but that doesn’t excite me. How do we sign? Pop a Poppler at Fishy Joe’s It’s a mystery Where they’re from no one knoWs Stick them, if you Won’t sue Shove one up your nose I can’t pay.
We get to spend time with this Mr. Kif. I hope he’s a nice man who can make grandchildren. This not a parallel universe where you get younger. Remember, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you’re in. I’m nervous about meeting her family. That’s natural. You’re meek and uninteresting. You’ve gotten by on my leftover charisma. Scrounging off it, like a tiny parasite. Why wouldn’t they? Yes, I know. Tiny, meek, uninteresting. Spare me your tedious story, Kif.